September 2026 News: On Why There Wasn’t a Post Called “August 2026 News: It’s Definitely August!!”
Hello, friends! I’m going to try to keep this brief, without delving into overly-verbose asides and flourishes, sticking completely to the main point, cutting to the quick, diving into the deep end, not stopping to smell the roses, hurrying to the– …Ahem. You may or may not have noticed that there was no post last…
June/July 2026 News: So, Uh, About That Whole “Not Posting An Update Last Month” Thing
Howdy hey, friends! I’ll say up front that there are some details that are not at my discretion to delve into specifics on, so this will be a vague update. I’ll just say that I have spent far more days at a hospital and far fewer days off the continent over the last two months…
May 2026 News: Progress? Update??
Howdy hey, friends! Golly, I was in a bad spot this time last month, huh? I’m… well, I’m not going to say I’m all better, but I am in a better headspace than I was the last time I wrote one of these. Still dealing with the anxiety of unfulfilled artistic and career aspirations along…
April 2026 News: Screaming, Void, etc., etc.
Howdy hey, friends! I begin this month’s update with a bit of show-and-tell to partially describe how I feel at the moment. (I know it looks like clickbait nonsense but it’s not, I promise) (This next part will make less sense if you don’t watch it but, I mean, I can’t make you, so it’s…
March 2026 News: *long, exasperated sigh*
Howdy, y’all. The world is, uh. Well. It’s not good, looking trend-wise/big-picture-wise. Pretending otherwise is, at best, disingenuous. It’s hard to be optimistic given all of the objectively-bad going on lately. But! I’m here to give an update, so I will! I made really good progress on game-making for the first two-and-a-half weeks this month,…
February 2026 News: Better Late Than Later
Hello, friends! January seemed to last all year, and then it was February 4th before I realized it! Funny how that works. Two main agenda items to begin: Fuck ICE and fuck ice. If you need further elaboration on the first one, then I’m a bit confused how I haven’t scared you off before this,…
January 2026 News: Happy (That the) Holidays (Are Over)
Hello, friends! Now, listen. I love Christmas. I do. I think it’s neat. And even if it wasn’t personally my thing, I could appreciate that it’s a time for people to be merry as the cold sets in (above the equator, at least), and that’s not a bad thing. But. Until you’ve worked the returns…
December 2025 News: Wow It Sure Is December 1st Over Here!!
Hi-ho, y’all! I don’t know about you, but The Holidays™ are already demolishing me. I suppose that comes with the territory when one’s day job is retail, but y’all, I’m ready for January. That’s not to say I intend to be a Scrooge or a Grinch or a third character who doesn’t like Christmas but…
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